Final count.

Pages of my assigned editing actually edited: 30
Pages of my assigned editing left to go: 18
Pages of D's assigned editing left to go: 41
Hours D has been at work: > 5
Hours D has left at work: < 3
Pages total left to be edited: 59
Word count total: 147,000+
Pages total: 494
Keys broken on laptop: Shift, space bar, d, ., and 8
Keys worn off completely: a, s, d, n, m
Keys worn off halfway: c
Times shift key has popped off during this post: 4
Chances of edits being done by the end of long weekend: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Mmm, meatballs.